1) When you come to a fork in the road, you can take it. Not so with the spoon.
2) You can use the side of a fork as a very dull knife blade, in order to cut things. Spoons are tougher, and cut things into semi-circles rather than straight.
3) You can threaten people much more effectively with a fork.
4) You can go out at night forking a house. People tend to shy away from spooning it.
5) If you like eating things that rhyme with your utinsel, you have a nice staple: pork. Spoon users only have loon, which I hear is pretty nasty. Also, tough to eat with a spoon.
6) The devil would look pretty lame carrying around a pitchSPOON.
7) Thugs don't sound as confident when they say "Spoon it over."
8) There is no spoon.
2) You can use the side of a fork as a very dull knife blade, in order to cut things. Spoons are tougher, and cut things into semi-circles rather than straight.
3) You can threaten people much more effectively with a fork.
4) You can go out at night forking a house. People tend to shy away from spooning it.
5) If you like eating things that rhyme with your utinsel, you have a nice staple: pork. Spoon users only have loon, which I hear is pretty nasty. Also, tough to eat with a spoon.
6) The devil would look pretty lame carrying around a pitchSPOON.
7) Thugs don't sound as confident when they say "Spoon it over."
8) There is no spoon.
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