Well, I have decided to name my pear Lemuel. That's right, I named him. He's a happy lil pear now.
Currently, the poll is leaning towards freeing him, but there are still a few days left, and you all are welcome to vote again if you want. I was looking forward to eating dear Lemuel, but I'm also content to chuck him back into the woods behind the house.
Maybe I'll video tape the results...
My House Has Been Tossed
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My house has been tossed
Books torn from shelves and scattered
Across the floor, pages torn
Drawers pulled out, emptied, smashed
Contents strewn across th...
6 days ago

OR you could give him the Han Solo treatment, turn him into a resin paperweight, and keep him as a pet.
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