Inspiration just struck me. It was rather heavily, and in the back of the head, so I can't account for the quality of my poem.
An approach to insurrection
To avoid revolution
Takes a strong constitution
Do you think, good sir, to achieve it?
King, to risk being smarmy
In regards to their army
I’ll tell them, most kindly, to sleeve it
It gives me satisfaction
that their faction’s a fraction
Of our troubles in this current age and day
The economy will bother me
Even greater, gastronomy
So I won’t leave my supper to attend to the fray