Well, I have decided to name my pear Lemuel. That's right, I named him. He's a happy lil pear now.
Currently, the poll is leaning towards freeing him, but there are still a few days left, and you all are welcome to vote again if you want. I was looking forward to eating dear Lemuel, but I'm also content to chuck him back into the woods behind the house.
Maybe I'll video tape the results...
Uprooting
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9 years ago
OR you could give him the Han Solo treatment, turn him into a resin paperweight, and keep him as a pet.
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