Friday, January 8, 2010

Plan For World Peace

1. Invent time travel.

2. Travel back in time and extract DNA sample from Mother Teresa.

3. Travel forward in time and clone Mother Teresa using advanced technology.

4. Populate world with ten thousand or so Mother Teresas. They will spread peace and comfort wherever they go.

Now, it doesn't have to be Mother Teresa. Gandhi would work, except that he didn't do much besides walk around in his diapers leading people on long walks. Regardless of the person used, this plan would go a long ways towards developing a more peaceful, content world.

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