There's nothing I can do about that. However, for you non-general-public people, I am starting a series of posts, the "Me Online" series, to show you those places online where I have gained public attention.
#ONE: Stone Soup Magazine
This is the earliest one, from when I published a short story in Stone Soup magazine when I was thirteen. The entire story can be read here:
Of special interest is the picture of me. I looked very similar than to the way I do now, in my opinion. Just a tad more dorky.
I would also like to point out that I named a lake mentioned in the story after myself. :D I'm very pleased with myself for that, and I wonder if any other readers of the magazine noticed it.