My House Has Been Tossed
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My house has been tossed
Books torn from shelves and scattered
Across the floor, pages torn
Drawers pulled out, emptied, smashed
Contents strewn across th...
1 month ago
Are Sophe and I some of those annoying tweenage girls?
ReplyDeleteSophe says you should go boil your head.
When was the last time you sang love songs to the pizza boy? What about snort at your sister while you brush your teeth?
I think you have to concede that I actually am somewhat abnormal.
Go rot in your normal-ness.
Unless, of course, you are referring to different tweenage girls. Are you talking about the ones who think it is weird to quote movie lines at three in the morning? And they say, "omyword, we are soooo weird." And you look at them and think, "All teenage girls quote movie lines at 3am. That's not even abnormal."
If so, I understand.
In order: Not very often, I don't recall ever having serenaded him, No but rest assured that I have done stranger things at her while brushing my teeth, and yes, I am referring to that type of girl. Aren't they so annoying? There are male versions, too, who are almost worse, since they have egos to go along with it...
ReplyDeleteBut I don't like people who brag about how weird they are, even if they are actually weird. It's a little rude. They should at least be subtle about it, like maybe sarcastically saying that they're very normal people.
And yes, I am perfectly normal.
Do tell young miss Sophie I decline to boil my head.